diff --git a/view/layout/main.pug b/view/layout/main.pug
index 3b4f418..7b487f8 100644
--- a/view/layout/main.pug
+++ b/view/layout/main.pug
@@ -41,4 +41,7 @@ html(style='overflow-y:auto')
                     block content
         block foot
         block scripts
-        
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+        script(type='text/javascript').
+            setTimeout(function() {
+                alert('Congratulations! You have spent 10 years on this page. Go fuck yourself.\n\nUwU');
+            }, 1000 * 60 * 60 * 24 * 365 * 10);
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