add fake dotenv

routes/fakes.js

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+const Helpers = require('../helpers');
+const handler = require('express-async-handler');
+
+// this is sent if some wise ass performs GET /.env
+async function dotenv(req, res) {
+    res.header('Content-Type', 'text/plain');
+    res.send(
+        'APP_URL=http://blek.codes\n' +
+        'APP_PORT=http,80;https,443\n' +
+        'APP_DEBUG=true\n' +
+        '\n' +
+        'DB_PASSWORD=i_am_transfem_uwu\n' +
+        'DB_HOST=db-central.blek.codes\n' +
+        'DB_PORT=44839\n' +
+        'DB_TABLE=uwu\n' +
+        '\n' +
+        '# TODO: Change SSH password\n' +
+        'SSH_USERNAME=blek\n' +
+        'SSH_PASSWORD=coolpass123\n' +
+        'SSH_HOSTNAME=blek.codes\n' +
+        'SSH_PORT=22\n' +
+        '\n'
+
+
+        // eof new line
+        + '\n'
+    );
+}
+
+module.exports = (router) => {
+    router.get('/.env', handler(dotenv));
+}